Koffee with Karan season 7
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Hello and you are watching Koffee with Karan
I am Karan Johar the host who is always
the roast of the season.
You know I actually love it.
The tweets, the Reddit threads, the memes...
It gives me an inflated sense of self.
What is not to like?
I've made my peace with what is generally said,
all of it and happily, embraced my title of Big Daddy
to all the star kids of Bollywood.
And you guys are joint title owners along with me.
You should now totally own it. Yes, you! Don't look surprised.
Accept my congratulations on launching
the youngest superstar in town.
Taimur Ali Khan is 6 years old
and it is your manic interest in him
that has made him the nation's obsession.
He hasn't asked for any this.
You've given it of your own free will.
I might launch a few star kids
but you guys, you turn them all into stars the minute they are born.
Well done. It makes our jobs that much easier.
Why won't you invest in someone
the audience is already interested in, right?
Now that we have that out of the way thankfully,
I got if off my chest
I'm really excited to bring on my guest for tonight.
They are superstars like legit bonafide movie stars
legacy stars representing a stardom which is the real deal.
A stardom which is not based on social media following
but has a certain magical old school quality to it.
She is one of my closest friends and he is someone who over the years
has always left me awed and totally inspired.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls please welcome
Kareena Kapoor Khan and Aamir Khan to the show.
-What was that sound? -What was that sound?
They saw Aamir's 'kurta'.
Welcome back.
Yes.
Koffee with Karan okay...
So, Aamir, you didn't get the memo?
What memo?
Koffee with Karan has a certain memo.
Please do tell me what has inspired this absolutely wonderful look.
Actually, it's very comfortable.
You have broken an entire record
-on Koffee with Karan. -I can't handle
dressing up. I can't.
-No, I absolutely.... -Yeah, but you don't need to Aamir.
Normally I wear...
You don't need to.
You're Aamir Khan. Whatever you wear
-it oozes with your charisma. -Oh c'mon!
See, first they say I've to flatter you
before I start my attack missions.
And how are you, Bebo?
Can you explain your nails to me for once?
I mean I'm sorry I'm just doing this fashion...
Why? I think they're quite cool.
What inspired this?
Well, I think it's an inspiration of my life.
-It's like colourful -Colourful.
-You know, it's like a rainbow, -Exactly.
It's vibrant.
-Yeah. -Right.
-How wonderful! -Yeah exactly.
Well, so you guys have a film releasing.
-Yeah. -What an amazing film it looks like.
11th August, Laal Singh Chaddha.
I can see from the trailer and just from your face
that it is a massive labour of love.
I remember talking to you about this film many years ago.
Many many years ago when you officially got the rights
-of Forrest Gump.. -Yes.
So, no pressure, Aamir,
but Forrest Gump has won 6 Academy awards
including best film and best director.
And it's considered the most iconic film
-in the archives of movies. -Yes, exactly.
There will be a lot of discussion about it.
Considered Tom Hank's
best performance ever so no pressure
What made you do this?
Leaving me tensed before the release.
No but yeah....
I have not given you any tension, you took it upon yourself.
Actually, to be honest,
Atul wrote the screenplay in two weeks.
Yes.
-This was 14 years ago. -Correct.
We came home after the premiere of 'Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na'
Okay.
And he asked me my favourite film
and I said one of them is Forrest Gump.
He called after 2 weeks
he said I've written an adaptation of Forrest Gump.
The screenplay is ready.
-Yes. -I responded exactly the way you did
Who would remake Forrest Gump?
It's an iconic film.
-It has won so many Oscars? -Yeah.
It's a well-loved film and remaking it is tough.
So, I didn't listen to the script.
I was sure the film wouldn't get made.
-Yeah. -We couldn't.
It would be foolish.
I didn't even think of it.
I didn't listen to the script for 2 years. And after 2 years,
when I heard the script, I just fell in love with it.
But getting the rights for something like this must've been a
-It took a long time. -It must've been a huge task.
-It took a long time. -Yeah.
Something what? 10-15 years.
No, 15. It was 14 years in all
but it took around 8-9 years.
-To just get the rights of the film -Yes.
And to convince them
-to remake such a film again. -Yeah.
Because I don't think it's ever happened
-in the Hindi language. -Such an iconic film!
Yeah, it's never happened
in a sense you've already created history so but now you
have to create that Box Office history. Are you stressed?
Yeah, I'm stressed.
What a question to ask!
-I'm stressed. -Are you stressed. -Yeah, I'm stressed.
Kareena doesn't look..
-...stressed about anything. -You're very confident, Aamir.
No, you see, I'll tell you what happens.
When we make a film, and you also know this
you read the script
and you visualise the film.
When the film is completed and we see it for the first time
we gauge how much have we succeeded
with what we envisioned for the film
So, I believe we're pretty close to what we aimed to make.
You come as close to the vision.
-That you had. -I think we're pretty close
so, I'm happy. I believe Advait has done a good job.
-Correct. -So, what I'm nervous about
is being excited for we know it's a good film
-Yeah. -So, I get nervous
we'll be heartbroken if people don't like it.
So, Kareena wasn't your first choice, was she?
No because we were actually thinking about age group....
Yeah.
Both the characters have a journey from 18 to 50 years of life.
Yeah, so you had to take someone...
Initially we thought the lesser the de-aging the better
-so only I should de-age. -Okay.
We were looking in the age group of 25.
So that the actress can look younger and older.
The casting director mentioned some new actress
-who was a newbie. -Yeah.
He showed us her video.
-Yes. -You too were in that ad.
We were looking at the video for someone else.
Advait and I were watching and we...
-Which ad? Who's this girl? -Some ad.
That's not important
-what is important is that... -But for Karan that's important.
-Who is this girl? -I think I know the ad.
We were watching the ad...
That girl also was very good. No doubt about it.
But when we saw Kareena in that, we were lost in Kareena.
Both of us looked at each other
and we said Kareena...
When in doubt, go for the eternal beauty.
No, you see we didn't think of you originally
-because we thought 25... -Yeah because...
-We were stuck in that 25 -Yeah.
which was a stupid thing.
You too can get de-aging with me
And whatever is required and I'm so glad
we saw that ad
-because I cannot imagine... -That's what made it happen.
anyone else in this role other than Kareena.
-Oh god!- -Bebo, what was
your reaction when you got offered this massive movie
which was already a legacy film?
I think I was... He was very sure that
I had to screen test for the part.
And it's obviously the first film in my career
which I think... It was actually Saif who told me
listen I think it's really cool because
only Aamir Khan can actually, tell someone this that
-you have to screen test for a part. -You screen tested for it?
Because he was like that's what everyone does.
-Oh dear! -He's like I'm happy that you
-have to do it and you should. -One second!
You screen tested
-..for Laal Singh Chaddha -Yeah.
-They brought a camera to my office. -You judge me as if I am some...
They made me enact the scene
because he was like I'm not confident.
But knowing Aamir, he must've screen tested for it himself.
-Exactly. It was because of Saif... -You see...
I was like no one had ever because in here I don't know I was like...
-I've never done it in 22 years -But was it
Okay tell me about screen testing
-which is a norm across the world. -Exactly.
But is it sometimes an ego that comes in the way?
No, it was not an ego it was just
-I'd never done, so I was nervous. -You've never done it before.
And when I told Saif, he said I think
it's really cool. You should do it.
And I said yeah actually what the hell!
What will happen? He'll say it didn't work
so, it's fine. I said it's Aamir.
And if I'd do it, it'll be for Aamir.
So, I said listenwhatever it is,
I'm going to take the plunge
-and have fun with it -Do it.
And did you know at the onset of the screen test that you took?
No. I must tell you, when I take a screen test,
we're not testing if you can act.
-No, that is obvious. -Kareena's a fantastic actress so
we're not testing that,
-we're checking for the role. -Yeah, you suit the part.
How much are you suiting the part because that's critical.
Yeah.
-And I do that for myself too. -So, when you saw her audition
-did you... -No, we didn't need
to see the audition. That's what I'm telling you.
The moment she began reading,
the moment she read the lines, Advait and I were like this is Rupa.
We didn't see the test.
No, I know then you called me and told me.
He was like...
He called me in the afternoon and I was like okay.
He was like hear the script today.
Today! I told him I'm shooting
and he said after pack up 8 or 10 in the night, hear the script.
-You know how Aamir is.
-Aamir can be persistent. - Do it in the night.
So, I said okay so he was like
and after you hear the script, we'll do the test immediately.
I said how can we.... Everything just happened
-in that one day. -So, it was like in moments
-everything happened. -Yeah, everything just happened
-and I was just like okay fine. -I mean as they say
the rest is history and we're all waiting to see the film.
The moment she started I was like this is it! We found Rupa.
-Advait was... -Aamir..
thrilled and there was a big smile on his face.
Because you've always had a sense of an academic understanding
of your environment when it comes to films
and everything, you have that sense.
There's been so much success that some
of the South industry films have offered us
in terms of from Baahubali onwards, then RRR, KGF and Pushpa
and some of our films that haven't been working.
Is there a shift that's happened in our movies
recently in terms of like there's a tonality
that KGF has or Pushpa has
that actually Hindi cinema used to have.
We actually let go of it and you're responsible.
-No... -I'll tell why you're responsible.
-Oh dear! -In the year 2001,
you came up with two films
called Dil Chahta Hai and Lagaan.
Both had new sensibilities
both had a new syntax in cinema
then after that you came up with a film
called Rang De Basanti in 2006.
Then you made Taare Zameen Par right after that
with the result you started making a certain audience
-and film makers... -No, you're wrong.
-I'm not wrong. It's true. -Those were all Hindi films.
- Yes. -I mean those were heartland films.
-Those movies had emotions. -Yes.
They reach the common man.
Taare Zameen Par? There's a child in every home.
It's something that you emotionally connect with.
Right.
Rang De Basanti is a very emotional film.
Yeah.
It touches people at the grassroots.
So, what you're saying is that subjects being made today
-are not perhaps. -I'm not saying make action films.
I'm not saying make crude films.
Make good films with great stories
but choose topics that are relevant
-to most people. -Correct.
When we pick such topics... I don't mean we're doing something wrong.
See, every film maker has
the freedom to make what they want.
But when you pick something
that... The bulk of India is not really interested in this
Yeah.
There are niche people who are interested.
Some find this interesting
so, your niche film....
When you start, you choose to make a niche film.
-Correct. -Most of us don't realise that.
That's what I feel is the difference.
It's true.
-While I've asked Aamir... -See Dangal for example
-had a fine sensibility. -It is. It's a gorgeous film
But it is very rooted.
-It's a grassroots film -It's a very rooted film.
So, while I've asked Aamir this absolutely academic question
I know you have no interest in any of this.
What rubbish!
You are lost in your own universe.
-Which is what? -Kareena Kapoor Khan
-lives in a bubble of her own. -What nonsense!
I don't think Bebo you are bothered by success, failure of your movies,
Box Office...
You're a bonafide movie star on your own terms.
You've in fact managed this balance between professional and personal
and I really think you give a fuck about anything.
Like I really think you've reached
a stage where you just love what you do.
-No, I love what I do. -I think you've gone way beyond like
is my movie going to run?
-Is it going to be a big hit? -No.
If it does well, you'll be happy.
-If it doesn't... -Yeah.
But that is...
He is saying everything wrong today.
Wrong things about me and you as well.
She's very concerned about her films.
Yeah.
Ever since we spoke, she's been talking
to me about how this or that was done,
there's not enough publicity.
Whenever she meets me, she's shouting at me.
What rubbish!
You've been scolding me since 2 months.
Not at all!
-I was just.... -I swear she scolds me
for something or the other.
I've known Bebo since she was 16 years old.
-She's very concerned.... -Of course, I'm concerned.
But after a point, it doesn't hit
her which I think is her strong suit.
She even took my class in the little conversation
we had today. She was checking up on things.
-I said watch the film. -No, I am concerned
but ask him.. Do I see my movies? Can you please tell him?
She's not seen any of her movies
and I don't know if she'll see Laal Singh Chaddha
-He's like come for the screening... -Don't be happy
that you haven't seen your films.
-It's just that... -She's so proud about it.
It's this thing that I would get nervous.
I'd like to see it maybe like after a couple of months.
-After it's... -Our hearts will break.
-No, you must ... -It'll be heart breaking
-if she doesn't see the film. -No, she doesn't.
No, we've all become like.... We've given so much to this film.
Bebo, you've been on this show so many times.
You've come with... There was a time...
-Different stages of my life. -Different stages.
-Yeah. -Bebo's been with her husband,
Ex... Not Ex...
She's been with her husband not ex-husband sorry.
Sorry.
She's been with her husband, she's been with her ex-boyfriend
she's then been with her contemporary
-and I've seen you through all these stages.
-Yeah. -But now you've reached
-the Zen phase of your life. -Yeah fully.
And also, borderline boredom
you know. You've become a bit boring.
Bored of what people think.
-What rubbish! Why? -I want to break this news to you.
You had much more fodder to give even on my couch.
-Yeah, but now I'm just like... -Again, Aamir can you explain?
You're not the police of this show.
He's talking rubbish today.
I'm leaving it for the young lings
-of the show now. -Kareena, don't listen to him.
-You're interesting. -No, he's instigating me.
-He's trying to wind me up. -I'm just saying now
you've become like....
-You're an amazing mom to your kids. -Yeah.
Very rarely do I get the call asking what's the goss
-and what's going on. -No that has to be there.
You're not so interested in other people's lives.
-Aamir has no clue. -I feel Aamir is a very big actor
that he's boring.
The actual thing is that he just acts that he's boring.
Guys, he is the one.
Come on, Aamir Khan.
-Hello, Aamir. -Aamir, actually...
-on a serious note... -You're a Piscean,
not that I'm clubbing all Pisceans
but I'm just saying you have got this image that you are boring
and you are like only...
I don't know why you'll think I'm boring.
Aamir, you have only sold that theory.
-Aamir does many takes. -You enter a party
first thing you do is run away from the music.
You only want to talk to one or two people
who you take to the corner and then don't leave.
You are rather boring at a party.
I want to break this news to you also.
But he's having his own party.
-No... -Please! -And I'm...
I've hung out with Aamir till 5-6
in the morning, we've had a great time.
-He's rocking! -But you put him in a party
of 200 people, he wants to run right away.
Firstly, you said I give the image that I'm boring
or people think I'm boring.
The thing is I'm not boring at all. That's what I'm trying to say.
-I'm not boring. -He's just justifying himself
-but let him speak about it. -No, we never said you were boring.
You're a bit of a party pooper.
No, I'm no party pooper.
Actually, parties have such loud music.
That you can't talk.
Then don't talk!
Who asked you to?
But these parties are not for that.
These parties are just for the shots,
get a little drunk or whatever and dance on your own Hindi movie songs.
-That's what everyone does. -What do you mean?
They play their own songs and dance.
You've made these parties sound like egoistic megalomaniac bashes.
No, but that's what happens.
There's dancing at the parties.
That's it and everyone's dancing on their songs
-loving it. -I want to understand
why play such loud music that your ears will hurt? Number one.
-I attended your birthday party. -Yes.
Great arrangements.
I saw the entire party from a platform.
Loud music was playing.
And nobody was dancing.
But that's because Aamir you've come at 10.
Nobody was dancing.
Because you came at 10. People
start dancing at 2-3 in the morning.
Hear me out.
People were screaming and their veins
popped up because the music was loud.
I was watching 100 people talking loudly...
But that's the vibe.
Such loud music but nobody was dancing.
I was like nobody's even dancing on the loud music.
Reduce the volume and they won't have to yell.
-But nobody thought of it -No, that's the vibe
-and I'm called boring. -where you have to talk and
Amazing!
No, the dance started after 2 o'clock.
You have a point, I have to give it to you.
After 2 o'clock the dance starts.
The highlight of these parties is whoever is talking,
you don't understand what they are saying
I don't understand a thing
with the loud music. I just nod and move.
What else can I say?
But that's what everybody loves
-I think at these parties. -I think what she...
Now tell me what should I do
to make it interesting?
But no one wants to talk. They just...
Aamir, you're not allowing me...
You've never spoken so much in your life,
you're not allowing me to ask you a question.
-But they are not... -I think Aamir...
doesn't want me to ask him any of the questions he's just talking.
He doesn't want you to ask any controversial question.
Before I can say anything, he's attacking me
with his own answers.
No one wants to talk at these parties, Aamir.
They just want to like....
What do you do at these parties besides
getting compliments from every generation?
Yeah, I'm like whatever hanging, chilling.
By the way, I completely forgot.
I had bought these two things next to you for you'll to swear that
you'll not be boring on the show and we've clearly taken off anyway.
-Which? -The posters.
You had to swear on your gang of friends and you had to swear
on Laal Singh Chaddha that you will tell me the truth
the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
I anyway speak the truth.
-So, I needn't swear for it. -Yes, so you don't need to swear.
What about you?
Do you have to walk in fours in images everywhere?
Are you'll trying to be Sex in the City?
Not trying. We don't try anything.
-What are you trying to do then? -We just are.
Oh! I like it.
-'I'll go with you to the prom'. -He won't know this reference.
-What reference was that? -No, he loved K3G.
-He didn't love K3G! -He loved me.
-Aamir, has hated -You loved Poo.
-Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham... -I loved her.
-She's right, I loved her. -I remember Aamir Khan's
-compliment very clearly. -I loved her.
But that was the only thing I loved,
But we are still....
I'm very sorry. about that film.
-You know it, I've told you. -Aamir is killing it on the show.
Aamir, you're not...
Very good, you're giving it back to Karan
I can tell him, he's my friend.
He didn't like Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna also.
He didn't like any film of mine.
I like Kuch Kuch Hota Hai.
I'm liking this Koffee.
I'm liking Aamir you're being all....
And I also liked that short film you had made.
-Lust Stories. -Yes, I liked that.
Yeah, thanks, Aamir.
-I didn't see that. -You don't watch anything.
The thing is... The other thing of commonality is that both of you
are products of being in wonderful modern families.
Like you've managed to actually keep your relationships with your wives,
everyone's children.
You have managed to keep a beautiful relationship
with Saif's children as well.
Does that take a lot of work? And you said in an interview, Aamir,
and I quote you that you feel you've given
your relationship to the audience much more
focus than your personal life at one point.
-You said this a couple of... -Yeah.
Recently I think I saw it...
How have you managed so beautifully to have a relationship
with Reena and Kiran and all the kids altogether?
Has that taken a lot out of you emotionally?
Well, yes and no.
No because I think Reena and Kiran are both wonderful people
so, we didn't have that kind of acrimonious...
Yeah.
You know moment in our relationship.
And I have the highest regard and respect for Kiran and Reena
and I think we'll always be a family.
Yeah.
Reena, me, Junaid, Ira meet once a week.
-Yeah. -The four of us.
-We meet otherwise also.. -How absolutely wonderful is that?
Yes, the four of us meet once in a week
-and have dinner together. -I feel like it's an impossible
situation that you've made
so beautifully possible.
I have only love and regard for them and so do they.
We're always going to be a family. Kiran, me, Reena...
You don't think it takes a lot of work at your end
and you have to put in that extra effort.
-No, I don't think -It comes naturally to you.
that either of them or me has to put in extra effort.
This is
how we feel for each other. We understand there are things that
you know change is something that comes
and there is a lot of care
and genuine love and respect that we have for each other.
And when that is there, it's not hard work for you.
-Then it comes naturally to you. -Yeah.
Bebo, with you similarly, you married Saif
when you know...
-he already had two children. -Yeah.
Today I ask you this question because they're much older.
Ibrahim is working with me as an assistant.
Yeah, I know.
Sara is working with me as an actor. They're both in the business.
And I see that whether it's Christmas or Diwali,
they're both at your place.
You have a one on one. So, Ibrahim was on set with me....
He's one of my assistants
and I was talking to Bebo on the phone and he took the phone
and he just started chatting and he says Kareena,
I have to come and see you.
And I was like it's actually so normal and beautiful.
Yeah, but I don't know why...
-it's not so normal. -And Sara actually
grew up in the movies being Bebo's biggest fan.
-Yeah, and loving Poo. -And now in a sense,
they're all family like she loved Poo.
Yeah I remember at K3G trials, she was hiding behind her mum.
-Yeah. -And Amrita was actually like
Sara really wants a picture because she's a big fan.
She had loved Poo in K3G and 'You are my Soniya' so much.
But I don't know why people discuss so much about it because I mean
we are family and like Aamir said if there's love and regard
-and understanding... -Yeah.
-I mean this is it. -Caring.
This is what it is.
They are Saif's children...
-...and his priority. -It does take... Of course.
Actually, more than handling for me, what I said sometime back
last year during covid, I went through a lot of introspection.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think everyone,
-...a lot of people did. -In what way, Aamir?
Well, I felt you know
ever since I turned 18, I started working
I'm 57 now.
In my entire adult life through my film journey.
All my relationships didn't...
You didn't nurture them.
I didn't nurture like I did my work.
I realised suddenly
because Ira, Junaid...
Junaid is now 28, Ira is 23.
I've not spent much time with them when they were small children.
So actually, since the last few months
I think I'm a changed person.
I connect much more now with my family, my kids,
-with Reena's parents... -Because family is everything.
Kiran's parents.
Do you have a regret that you didn't earlier?
-Do you feel a sense of regret? -I would have liked to.
I think I'm a different person now.
I think I always you know my sisters, my mom, my brother,
everyone. I don't think I could...
Today when I think back, I would've liked to spend much more time
with each of them even at the cost of my work.
But at that time I was in this you know
state of mind...
-..where I was just passionately -Yeah, so busy..
-following what I was doing. -Working...
But for you I mean it's all beautiful on the surface.
But sometimes you know it just gets difficult
you have so many relationships to balance.
-His kids and yours... -Yeah, but I don't think it gets...
-I don't think it.. -And you've done it
- gets difficult. -...seamlessly, I've seen it.
Why should it get difficult?
-Everyone has you know their time... -And would you also say
Saif has been a big support
because you've balanced your personal and professional lives.
Saif has had a child every decade.
He balances it out beautifully,
-like he says. -Yeah.
And it's like you know if sometimes we're all together, that's great.
Sometimes if he wants to have time alone,
like a coffee or get an hour or two alone with Sara,
he'll always tell me and he'll be like
I'm sitting with her. I'm going to be alone, I'm going to chill.
Give her that particular time. They've been on holidays together.
I think it's so important.
It's important for them to kind of also bond.
A friend just said, they have everything
but they have just one father.
-Yeah. -And it's so important for Saif also
to give each of his children that time.
-Yeah. -And you know especially them
so, I mean I don't know why is it even a discussion.
It's not a thought also.
It doesn't cross my mind like the way
people discuss it. It's not difficult.
So, we've been brewing this really interesting conversation.
But now we have this fun segment.
Normally we get trolled...
Of course, Aamir doesn't know what's happening on social media
because he's not on social media anymore
but I want to tell you I get trolled
everyweek for something or the other.
One of the weeks I got trolled that I was apparently more partial
to Jahnvi than I was to Sara.
I'm sure you heard that as well.
I heard that but I don't think it's true.
It's not true at all.
-I was given hell for no reason. -Is it? Were you?
Do you think I can be partial, Aamir?
-All the time. -All the time.
You're quite partial.
What rubbish, Aamir!
When have I been partial and to who?
So you are partial that means.
I was not partial at all.
-That's so wrong, Karan. -I just felt bad because
Jahnvi lost both the rounds so I was...
So, what is there to feel bad about?
No, I was feeling bad that somebody has lost.
I have to be nice so, I just said oh you're
So, you were just over compensating.
Yes.
-But it's a show. -You were being nice to someone!
Oh c'mon!
Aamir, you're being very...
Aamir's in good form.
I'm so happy that I've come with Aamir.
Aamir, you're really trolling me.
-No, sorry. -Aamir, you're in good form.
I swear, you end up insulting people and making them cry on your show.
-I'm pretty sure. -See!
-Someone ends up feeling hurt. -And you...
thought Aamir Khan will be boring.
I'm stating facts.
-You're absolutely right. -Before Aamir becomes like....
I thought I had one major troll in my life
there's another one who has joined that party.
No but I have to say he has a great sense of humour.
-Yeah. -The problem is that
when he tells a story,
it's always a joke on somebody.
But he makes it funny and compels people to laugh.
I laugh so much when I'm with him.
-Yeah. He's always... -Then I feel bad
that we poked fun at someone.
-You end up laughing at that time. -He makes fun of himself also.
You laugh in the moment.
-So what? -He makes fun of himself. -Yes.
-Of course. -It's a good thing.
-That's amazing. -Can I go on with the show?
Yeah. Now we're only praising each other.
This is called Actor Trolling Actor.
I'm going to give you these cards.
-I'll put them right in the centre. -Okay.
-Kareena, you pick up, ask him
then Aamir you pick up, ask her. It's like that.
-Okay. -It's an intervention of sorts.
I've to ask the question written on this.
I mean it would be nice if you ask the question
-that's written and not make up one. -What if I have a question?
-I don't think so. -All right.
-Go for it. -Okay.
What was your first impression of me?
Oh!
Oh, but you also saw
-...when I was 9 years old. -No, he said only first question.
My first impression of her
was this really cute girl of 12 years
who was sitting on the sets of Andaz Apna Apna.
-She used to come with Lolo... -Yeah with Lolo.
And she used to be looking at us like this.
She'd sit and watch like this.
So that's my first impression of you.
-I remember that. Madh Island. -Okay, your turn.
-Madh Island, yeah. -Yeah.
What is the one thing about me that annoys you the most?
What?
You've rolled your eyes like there are five.
No!
-Too anal. I bug you. -Yeah I think..
No you don't but I think it's just that
thing for perfection which is not wrong
but like
it's just that extra thing
that has to be like this means it has to.
Till that doesn't happen he wants that.
So that sometimes can be a bit annoying.
Okay. Your turn.
She's honest, I must say.
-Your turn. -I didn't see. What was it?
Name three things I'm bad at.
-Three things you're bad at? -Okay one thing.
You can say nothing also.
-Nothing is also a word. -Can't think of anything.
I don't know. Dressing badly or something.
She's bad at dressing badly...
Basically, he's trying to say nothing.
-Nothing. -You're picture perfect.
She's picture perfect.
Okay. Your turn, Aamir.
I'm a perfectionist and she's perfect.
Yeah, a match made in heaven.
-Your turn. -Yes.
What do you tolerate about me that you wouldn't tolerate in others?
See you take 100-200 days to finish a film.
Akshay Kumar finishes it in 30 days.
Let me read the question again.
Why did she go there?
What do you tolerate about me that you wouldn't tolerate in others?
I'm shooting his movie longer than like
What she's saying you've taken 185 days to make Laal Singh Chaddha
and she's saying Akshay would've made
-5 films in those many days. -Yeah.
I got that
-so you're tolerating me for that. -I mean you do like to shoot
like a lot which is good...
No but it's good because like I said you're being
a perfectionist...
It's very good but I've to tolerate it.
-No, I'm not tolerating it but... -You know that
the reason she had a great time
working with Akshay Kumar on Good Newwz
is because we used to pack up by 3 in the afternoon.
-Arrive in the morning... -No but we would
start at 7 in the morning.
-Yeah. -Like that it was very like
you've to be on time... -Now she's working with you
I think she enjoys working with me.
Yeah of course.
She tolerates a lot of things about me but I love working with her.
I tell you, what a charmer!
Bebo, your turn. We have only 2 more to do of this. Your turn.
-Okay. -I need to ask.
Between us,
who is more friendly with the paps?
I think it's you.
I think I'm quite pally with the paps.
I think you're quite pally with them.
Yeah because I just saw an image \of hers shooing them away.
I can never say...
But I think he's more friendly because
he knows them for a long-time and...
-I'm a friendly person. -You're affable like that.
You're more friendly but they probably like me more, I don't know.
Everyone likes you more. I also like you more.
No, like in the sense maybe they're photographing me more.
Look at her insult me twice in one sentence.
First, of course people like me more.
No, I mean they like how I look more.
Yeah. So, Aamir is more friendly with them.
They like me more, they like my look more.
Now I'll take the trolling cards.
-Bebo, just keep the trolling cards. -Should I keep the rest?
Yes, you want to take them home?
I want to know what's written on them.
What all tricks you use on people.
-These aren't tricks. -This is a good one.
Which one?
On a scale of 1-10, rate my fashion sense.
Can you?
Non applicable.
There is no fashion sense.
If you were a real fan of Poo,
-you would've got that reference. -NA, yeah.
-Non applicable, it's in the movie. -Not applicable, not non. -I see.
Or minus.
Say it again. What is Aamir Khan's fashion sense?
Minus.
Actually, I share a funny relation with clothes.
Kiran and I
share a standard joke.
I have those weird 3/4ths.
-Yes. -They fit here.
They have elastic here.
-Yes. We see you in that. -They're of weird shape.
-But you love it. It's comfortable. -I find them comfortable.
It's so comfortable
even when I'm going out, Kiran is like what are you wearing?
What are you wearing? I said I'm wearing my 3/4ths.
C'mon you can't be... That's a daily routine.
-But... -We do this daily and we enjoy it.
-But tell me... -Finally, she takes out something
and says you should be wearing this.
But you also started wearing some 'dhoti' type of pants in between.
That's what he's talking about.
Those loose pants.
But I've seen Kiran also wear these. Are you wearing her clothes?
I have worn some of her clothes.
Loose pajamas.
-Huh -Okay, all right.
But speaking of fashion sense, Kareena,
you've been the glamour queen for like over two decades.
And how have you maintained your glamour quotient over these decades
and looked eternally glamorous through it all?
She looks gorgeous in whatever she wears.
Yes, I think I just...
This is just the way I am. In fact, I'm just very casual.
I'm very like you know there's no real effort that I make.
Right.
But I think it depends I'm very moody
because there's some days I really like looking glamorous
and there are some days where I just want to be like
-in my pajamas and hang out. -Yourself.
Most of the time it's that.
But even that's glamorous.
Because you're glamorous. You can't win.
All right, fantastic!
Now we're going to get to the most exciting part
and Aamir's favourite part of this entire show
-the Rapid-Fire round. -Oh god!
-For that we have to... -Aamir, please win the hamper.
We are now proceeding to the Rapid-Fire round
which means I have to change my glasses
because I'm blind. These are my reading glasses.
That's just for the look.
Yeah, that's the look. These are my reading Lenskart glasses.
All right, we have a live audience that will judge the rapid fire.
-They're here. -Where?
Alexa!
-Oh god! Very fancy. -Turn on the projector.
-Okay. -Here you go.
Here's the Koffee gang, waiting to judge you.
Hi guys.
-Hi. -Say hi to Aamir and Kareena.
Hello.
-Hi. -Is this on every episode?
They are also our judge and jury for the rapid fire.
So, this is a bonafide war.
Listen, I've won this many times. Go for it, Aamir.
Veteran
Bebo, since you've been a multiple winner
for this round, we will begin with you.
And now before we start, let's turn on the Jaquar lights for rapid fire.
All right, Kareena, are you ready for the rapid fire?
Make it rapid, make it full of fire.
Who according to you, Kareena,
is the number one actor and actress in Bollywood today?
-Number one? Actor and actress? -Yes.
-Help me. -You asked her not me.
Why should I worry?
I'm looking at you for help.
But you have to answer. It's your question.
Tell us honestly who is number one according to you.
I don't know.
-She lost the hamper. -Every week it keeps changing.
So, you don't have an answer to the number one actor and actress?
Aamir and me since we're sitting here.
Oh god! So full of yourself!
I've nothing to say.
The question lost you the hamper the last time.
Now it's your chance to make amends. And overrated film that you've seen.
I don't want to make amends.
So why are you asking me this question?
You don't think there's any film that has been overrated?
I haven't seen a movie in the last 4-5 months.
Okay. Quality sex after babies, myth or reality?
You wouldn't know.
Okay. My mother's watching this show.
You're talking badly about my sex life.
Listen, this episode is quite
-vegetarian compared to others. -But your mother doesn't
mind you talking
ill of other people's sex lives?
Huh?
Aamir, you've come in full form today.
You disrobe everyone.
Okay, the one thing being 40+ gives
you that you wish you had at 25.
Like you said a certain amount of calm and Zen
-which is there you know. -Okay.
Who do you think you have best onscreen chemistry with?
Shah Rukh, Akshay, Salman or Aamir?
I think Aamir and Akshay.
Which Instagram accounts do you go to for the following?
-Fashion goals -Definitely not your page.
Okay. Anyone you go to for fashion goals?
-I don't know... -She follows me for fashion.
3 quarters
Aamir!
Aamir doesn't have a page.
-I don't have a page. -You follow....
-Then who? -I said not your page.
-I don't know whose. -Okay.
Laughs, for fun
Laughs for fun there is a very funny guy
called Gary Janetti. He's very funny.
Okay and for thirsty photos?
What is thirsty photo?
Meaning?
Was that an odd question?
Thirsty photo...
-Answer him. He's asking you. -It's like sexy
-thirst traps. -Sexy photos?
Yeah like for sexy photos.
They're called thirsty photos these days?
Like you know you're thirsty for someone
Ranveer Singh.
Oh well yeah, he's been showing a lot of...
Have you seen Ranveer Singh's nude images?
I've seen.
You like Ranveer Singh's thirsty photos?
He's got a great physique. I thought it was
-quite bold of him. -Yeah.
The one thing you've learnt working with Aamir in Laal Singh Chaddha.
Every time you work with Aamir
there's always a huge amount of respect and take away
because there's passion, love, dedication.
-I would say it's like a textbook. -Like a master class.
The one thing recently married celebrity couples
should've learnt from you and Saif.
Not everything has to be documented.
Okay, nice.
All right. Make a prediction for the Bollywood actors.
Which actor would soon deliver a blockbuster?
Hopefully Aamir Khan.
Get married.
-I don't know. -Okay you're not giving an answer.
One person who surely won't be invited
at the following people's party.
-Ranbir Kapoor. -I don't know.
Who will not be invited?
-Have you become... -This is a flop rapid fire.
Why I mean I...
She hasn't answered anything.
I think everyone's invited to...
-...every party. -I think you're playing too safe.
Who would not be invited to Ranbir Kapoor's party?
-Think! -But why are you'll firing me?
I don't know.
I have no idea but I'm asking her to think.
Who would not be invited to Shahid Kapoor's party?
Me.
I don't know, I'm just saying.
Who's likely to do the following things at a party. Gossip.
-You. -Me.
Constant post party updates on Insta.
What's post party?
Who would put pictures of the party on Instagram.
What is your answer?
All do.
Exactly! Aamir is saying everyone does.
Oh god! Okay, a film you regret saying no to.
I have no regrets.
Okay. Prabhas, Ramcharan, Allu Arjun, Mahesh Babu,
a south superstar you wish to work with.
It would be any one of them with a good part,
great script.
-Good role. -Thank you, Kareena,
that's the end of your Rapid-Fire round.
I think it was okay.
I won't say much.
Listen, then you do better, Aamir.
It was good.
Aamir, on a scale of 1-5, how relevant is marriage in 2022?
Marriage actually is something that will always be relevant.
-Okay. -It's something that is
very deeply rooted in our culture.
So, it's something that will be relevant to us as Indians
-forever. -Yeah.
I don't think it'll ever be....
Given a chance which of these films would you redo and fix now?
Thugs of Hindostan, Mela or Mangal Pandey?
I think Mangal Pandey was still closer to what we were trying to do.
Okay. -Mela and
Thugs perhaps we didn't achieve we set out to so...
-Yeah. -I would like to correct those two.
The way to your bed is?
The way to my bed is through my hall.
We pass the corridor to the bedroom where I sleep.
The way to my bed is
-through the corridor of my house. -What is this question, Karan?
What other way there can be?
It's okay. Your most valuable possession is?
I don't know if I can call it my possession but my family.
A director who's number one on your wish list.
There are many.
There are some directors who I have not worked with yet
whose minds and personalities really interest me.
-You, yeah. -One of them is Rajamouli.
One of them is Suraj Barjatya.
-I find Suraj really fascinating. -Yeah.
I met him a couple of times recently
And the simple and passionate way with which
-he talks about his work -Yeah, he's amazing.
-I really like. -Big inspiration.
I really like Suraj, I would love to work with him.
Lovely.
Amongst other directors.
The one thing that Kareena has an actor you wishes you had.
The ease with which she gets into a shot.
I feel I need to prepare a lot more.
I feel it takes me a lot longer to get there.
-Comes more easily... -Yeah.
Quick choices. Who according to you is a better actor?
Ranbir Kapoor or Ranveer Singh?
They're both very good.
-Okay. -They're both amongst my favourite.
I can't choose.
Deepika or Alia?
Both very good.
Katrina or Kareena.
They're both special in their own ways.
-Okay. -Actually, that's true.
-Yeah, of course. -Special in their own ways.
Aamir, last question. The last time you Googled yourself was?
I Google myself very often.
-Oh really? -Yes, what happens is
sometimes there's no Internet.
You have network but there's no connectivity.
You've to type in Google something just to see...
You type in Aamir Khan.
I type in my name, I don't read what's written.
If it opens I know
-it's working. -So, you Google yourself
all the time but you've never looked...
-for the anything in particular... -Just to check the Internet,
I don't read though.
Absolutely scintillating round of rapid fire
with Aamir Khan and Kareena Kapoor Khan.
I have my answer in my head
but I would love to know what the judge and jury have to say.
Please do your voting, guys.
We need to see who the winner is because I'm perplexed.
-I'm flummoxed. -Who's worse? I don't know.
-I don't know who's worse. -Was it that bad?
-Both of us? -In the history
of rapid fires, this is the worst.
-But why? -I agree.
All right, let's have a look at the result.
Okay, Aamir Khan has won with 73%
What brought about this miracle!
-Thank you, guys. -Because you've said 1-2 nice ones.
-Don't know how...
-Aamir... -Look,
this is what happens. You guys called me boring.
But you are not boring at all.
You weren't boring on the show at all.
I want to tell you
I'm as perplexed with this result
as you are!
Aamir Khan you have won
-by a thumping majority. -By a thumping majority.
-Thank you. -There you go
All right, well Bebo, you have a chance to redeem yourself
because we have our last and final round which is the Koffee quiz.
It's now time for the MyGlamm Slam
so, let's go to the MyGlamm Zone for some glam, slam and game.
All right, please check your buzzers.
So, we have to do this
-when we know the answers. -You have to buzz and then answer.
Okay.
In this round I will ask questions ranging from Bollywood,
general knowledge and pop culture.
You two have to press the buzzer to answer
the questions. Whoever answers right
-wins a point. Got it? -Okay.
All right, in this round you have
to name Indian or international actors starting
from A to Z. Example if I say A, Aamir Khan. B Bobby Deol.
-Got it? -One by one?
-So, he'll say. -The game starts now.
A Aamir Khan
B Babita
C
-Charlie Chaplin -You're not pressing.
I've to press first? Sorry.
C Charlie Chaplin
D Dilip Kumar
E
-Who's from E? -I'll give you F
Farida Jalal
-G -Govinda
H
-Hema Malini -Okay.
You lost that one thing here. Go.
Now I get it.
Start again.
- No, Why? - Again?
Okay, I
Ingrid Bergman.
-Ingrid Bergman. -Yeah.
-No, there was... -She didn't know the name!
-I took the correct name. -Okay, I give you that.
-J -Jackie Chan
-You didn't do the buzzer. -Jackie Chan.
-Okay. -I did the buzzer first.
Yeah, but he answered.
-K -Kareena Kapoor.
Okay, L
-1...' -L
Lalita Pawar
-M -Madhuri Dixit
-Okay. -N
-Naseeruddin Shah
-Okay, so clearly Kareena has won. -You're fast.
I'm just seeing her hitting the buzzer.
-All right, well done Kareena. -No wonder
-All right. -See I'm not known for my speed.
-That's a problem. -Okay.
This is a rat race to the finishing line.
You have 7, I repeat 7 seconds to answer these groups of three.
So if I name like say three Gujarati snacks, you've to say
-Dhokla, Fafda, Thepla. -Correct.
-Got it. -Okay
I'll start with you.
-Kareena, name three street foods. -Pani puri, Chaat, Pav Bhaji.
Name three cricketers from the Indian cricket team.
Kohli, Rohit Shetty
-Rohit Shetty! -K L Rahul,
Rohit Sharma
-Sorry, Rohit Sharma. -You both are making me tensed
-Cancel, Aamir lost this round. -Okay,
Rohit Sharma.
Kareena, name three Bollywood directors.
Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Karan Johar, Zoya Akhtar.
Okay, name three things you can see in the sky.
Clouds, birds and stars.
Okay, lovely. Well done.
In this round you have to press the buzzer
and name movies of the following actors.
This is will not be a criss-cross.
Whoever presses the buzzer gets the answer.
For example, if I say Rani Mukherjee
you have to give names of the movies she had starred
one after the other. Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat like that.
I hardly watch movies.
-I don't remember names. -All right.
So these are now.. I'm saying the name of the actor
and whoever buzzes, give me at least two movie names of that actor.
Here goes. Shah Rukh Khan
Don
-Pathan. -Okay.
Pathan is not released.
Okay, Baazigar.
Okay, Shah Rukh Khan she gets. Salman Khan
-What's happening? -Maine Pyar Kiya, Baaghi.
Okay, Priyanka Chopra
Barsaat, Don
Okay.
What is happening?
-Okay now. -I'm winning. I am redeeming myself
I'm just saying okay. Akshay Kumar.
Khiladi
and
Super 30
-Super 30 has Hrithik Roshan. -Sorry.
Cancel Aamir has lost this round.
-Main Khiladi Tu Anari -I don't watch films
Main Khiladi Tu Anari
But that is not your answer.
-You have lost. -You had said Super 30.
Akshay Kumar has done 240 films.
-And he doesn't know one name. -I don't remember names.
-I don't watch films. -Okay.
-Now, Aamir at 5, Kareena 10. -I've redeemed myself.
You have to now pick up your phones
and call celebrities from the movie industry
each call gets you 2.5 points.
-What do I have to say? -Nobody answers my calls anyway.
-Timer starts now. -Ranveer
You have to say Hey Karan, it's me Ranveer.
Hey, Karan, it's none other than me
-Say it to the camera. -He's redeeming himself.
Bebo, you know I love you.
Yes, wow.
-I'm not winning this so it's fine. -All right, Thank you Ranveer.
-Call one more. Don't keep talking. -Oh I've to call one more.
I thought we're done.
-Keep calling. -Talk to you later.
Aamir at 7.5 points.
-Kareen still leading at 10. -Oh no.
It can get close, Aamir if you get a call, you will get tie.
-Only actors? -Celebrities. -Oh no!
-Nobody answers... -Arjun, pick up the phone.
Arjun Kapoor is not picking up.
-He always calls back. -Let me.
-None of them. -K!
Basically, you've to say hi
Kiran, you have to say Hi Karan it's me.
You said two celebrities
Say Hi Karan its me and he wins 2.5 points.
You said two actors and I'm looking for them
and they're not answering the call.
She's saying you're not a celebrity.
-Kareena is insulting you -Not celebrity.
He said call 2 actors from your phone.
No, he said celebrity.
-He said celebrity. -Okay.
Kareena, it's a tie right now.
-You get one point you win. -I'll make one more call.
I'm calling, they're not answering the phone.
Put it on speaker.
Okay, it's a tie. Aamir Khan
-and Kareena Kapoor Khan at 10. -There's no tie.
-It's a tie. -Saifu.
-Hello. -Husband is not allowed.
-Oh yeah wife. -What do you mean he's a star.
Saif, you have to say Hey Karan it's me and she wins 2.5 points.
What? I've to say Hey Karan it's me?
-Yes. I have one 2.5 points -Okay.
-Just say Hey Karan it's me, Saif. -Can I speak to him too?
-Why? Aamir wants to talk to you. -Let me.
I don't want you to have a social conversation.
2 minutes.
Saif, when are you watching the film?
I'm very much looking forward to it. You say.
So 1st or 2nd?
-Kareena Kapoor has won. It's over. -Okay.
-Okay, get back. -When I'm not shooting.
-Arjun Kapoor is calling you. -I have won 2.5 points.
Kareena Kapoor has won this round.
-Now, you cannot call anyone. -I have won this round.
Kareena has won 12.5 to Aamir's 10 points.
Arjun.
Arjun... Say hey Karan it's me Fubu.
Hey Karan it's me.
Okay, you just... Now Karan has won
-with 15 points. -I've won with 15 point.
You answered after one hour.
-All right, well done Bebo. -What are you up to, Karan?
-What are you up to? -What am I up to means?
You normally ask what are you doing right now.
Oh what are you doing? Are you promoting Ek Villain?
Yes, exactly that but I've just come back home after finishing promotion.
Okay say hi to Aamir.
-Hi. -Hi, Aamir sir. All the best.
Hi, thanks man.
You know he has a release next week.
All the best man.
Thank you, sir. Bye.
Thank you! ??
You're wicked!
Listen okay fine I've also won now.
-I won. -Okay,
Kareena has won the quiz.
-Aamir won the rapid fire. -I've redeemed myself.
-Yeah. -It's wonderful.
-One would've thought... -Actually, she won the hamper too.
-No, you won by 73 % -They're your fans so then they...
All right, let's go back. Thanks guys.
All right, that was the game round.
Congratulations, Bebo, what a redemption!
Shall we clap for her? She won the game round?
I'm a fighter.
Yes. Fought!
Oh god! What is this?
This should've been given to Aamir actually. It's been given to you.
I'm not perfect, I'm original.
-But what is in this? -It's a present.
That you'll open and find out.
-It's your gift. -Oh!
-Wow. -Thank you, Karan.
Well, you needed something after that absolutely poor performance
in the Rapid-Fire round.
This is your grand redemption, I'm very happy.
Bebo, you've just come from a very luxurious vacation
with your family.
What does the luxury life mean to you?
I think the luxury of just having
to the time to spend with family.
I think that
to me is the most precious and luxurious time of my life.
Family time is what luxury is to you.
Yeah.
-For me? -Yes.
Luxury is the ability to
you know spend time how you want.
So I think it kind of..
-...means the same thing. -Yeah.
Correct, lovely.
Thank you guys for coming on the show.
Thank you Aamir for coming yet again.
And I'm sure your film is going to be a thunderous success
from what I hear as they say the industry chatter,
you've made an absolutely stupendous and beautiful film.
All the very best.
-Thank you. -And before I let both of you go
as Koffee tradition goes, please sign the mug right next to you.
Okay, lovely. Now let's take the mugs
and walk to the Koffee wall of fame
where we will place them. Thank you guys.
You're more friendly but they probably like me, I don't know.
Everyone likes you more. I also like you more.
No, like in the sense maybe they're photographing me more. I don't know.
Look at her insulting me twice in a sentence!
Of course, people like me more.
No, I mean they like how I look more.
Yeah.